世界各地蹩脚英语摘录

中国人说“中式英语”固然有时候很有趣,国外也有不少这样的例子。

①If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.

日本旅馆:如果您想调节您房间的温度,请控制您自己。

②Please don’t feed the animals. If you have any food, please give it to the guard on duty.

匈牙利动物园:请不要给动物喂食。如果您有食品,请喂给值班警卫。

③Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.



挪威酒吧:女士们不要在酒吧里生孩子。

④Fur coats made for ladies from their skins.

瑞典皮货商店:为女士们制作的皮大衣,是用她们的皮制成的。

⑤Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.

香港牙科诊所:由最新的卫理公会教徒给您拔牙。

⑥Drop your trousers here for best results.

泰国的干洗店:在这里脱掉您的裤子,等待最好的结果。

⑦Specialist in women and other diseases.

意大利妇科诊所:我们是妇女和其他疾病的专家。

⑧Welcome to the cemetery where famous Russian artists are buried daily except Thursday.

俄国公墓:欢迎访问这个公墓,许多著名的俄国艺术家每天埋在这里,但星期四不埋。

⑨We take your bags and send them in all directions.

丹麦机场:我们将拿走您的行李,送往四面八方。

⑩The manager has personally passed all water served here.

墨西哥旅馆:旅馆经理将亲自为您撒尿。

[来源:中国日报]

(原文发表于2007-10-31)


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